(Source: bygonjin)
Sometimes I come across a problem that can’t be solved with a laser.
These are problems I don’t want to solve.
Client: I have to fire you. We love your work, but my boyfriend is worried about me working with an artsy guy.
Me: I can assure you, I’m very professional.
Client: I’m sure you are! But I’m not.
It’s pretty hard to argue with that.
I want these. I don’t even need reasons.
My God I hope I never get drunk in this neighbourhood.
(Source: dolorama)
Whenever I’m writing anything, I can never give anyone a bloody name.
Seriously, I mean it’s not so bad with some stuff, I can just about get round it in a play or screenplay. But with a story, it’s a massive issue.
Literally, got something like 10,000 words done in the past 3 days, and they all refer to [NAME-P], [NAME-A], [NAME-SPC1], and [NAME-1] through [NAME-8].
It’s becoming a problem.
My God, I hope I never have children.
They’d be doomed I tell you!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(Source: cheddarcheesehog)
